Condition Christine Lyrics - Army Of Freshmen

Lost my troop, my parachute 

Through neighbourhoods in hot pursuit 

I landed on little league fields 

Now no more war games this is real 

Hopping fences, parkign lots 

Tjhey're blaring sirens, firing shots 

I crawl through woods, through poison oak 

The rendezvous point's up in smoke 

3 more miles to go 

Christine I'm in no condition 

To be put through this science fiction 

Welcome to your rescue mission 

I am here to save you 

Do everything the message said 

When hell breaks loose, under the bed 

If you hear screams and cries downstairs 

No matter what don't go down there 

If there's footsteps in the hall 

Don't make a single sound at all 

And when the door's thrown ope wide 

Just pray it's me on the other side 

1 more mile to go 

Christine I'm in no condition 

To be put through this science fiction 

Welcome to your rescue mission 

I am here to save you 

Christine I'm in no condition 

To be put through this science fiction 

Welcome to your rescue mission 

I am here to save you 

Mayday, mayday, fading fast 

I'm shell shocked from a mortar blast 

I'm on the edge of your backyard 

I think I can distract the guards 

D-Day, D-Day here at last 

Soon this will be in the past 

If I don't make it out alive 

At least you'll know how hard I tried 

Christine I'm in no condition 

To be put through this science fiction 

Welcome to your rescue mission 

I am here to save you 

Christine I'm in no condition 

To be put through this science fiction 

Welcome to your rescue mission 

I am here to save you 

I am here to save you 

I am here to save you 

I am here to save you