In My Neighborhood Lyrics - Ariel Ytterbium

When the fat man collapsed 

They started to laugh 

"Ha, look at him down!" 

Every romance that he's ever had 

Has failed 

But you see, it's not his fault 

It's what he's been taught 

He said "I'm gonna make some changes in my life 

I'm gonna throw out some things 

Like dirty things 

Like little things 

Like eerie, furry things 

Like floating things 

Like yellow things 

Like soggy, metal things 

Like things that make my room messy!" 

While cleaning his closet, he found a ghost of an old lady. 

Without a momentary hesitation he picked up the phone and called the exterminator, 

Who answered and said, "I'm sorry, but I only work on Mondays, Fridays and Dogdays". 

Unfortunately, it wasn't any of these days, especially not Friday. 

So as the ghost shrettled behind him, 

He had to wait. 

He did. 

In my neighborhood 

You will find it all 

Like pieces of my heart 

Big and small 

And every corner's 

Got a story to tell 

Oh well 

And in my room that's 

In my house that's 

In my street 

That's in my neighborhood 

On the concrete 

You'll find me playing 

To you, please take a seat 

We'll meet 

The man in the corner 

Was reading a line 

When all his garbage cans 

Turned into wine 

Things like that just could 

Happen in my neighborhood 

Happen in my neighborhood 

Happen in my neighborhood