Vaudevile Villain Lyrics - Late Night Tales - Arctic Monkeys

V. Vaughn, the travelin' Vaudeville Villain 

Who don't give a flyin' fuck who ain't not feelin' him 

Watch what ya dealin' him: Ace, king, death card 

Strong-arm the wrong man, pardon the left, god 

Get money and earn it, that "everything you touch turn" shit 

Got much to learn kid, light it up, burn shit 

Light it up like the Dutch when the hash melt 

Only time they see him when they meet him with the cash belt 

Ay carumba, now that's my number 

One dry summer, as far as I remember 

Burnt-out, but gainin' every edgy penny 

Then he hit him straight to the head like Reggie Denny 

Call him back when you need some more yak, Horshack 

Doin' 80 down the Van Wyck on horseback 

Your man sick, but he wreck tracks, puto 

Get back too, bro, exactamundo 

Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner 

The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "knob shiner" 

For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck 

To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks 

You wonder how well would they hold up in a holding cell 

It sorta had the strange makings of a tale told in hell 

Like "Oh well," hold tall riches 

If the feds is really after them they just told all the snitches 

On borrowed-time rhymes, gassed by the silver screen 

They act like their monkey-ass can heal back like Wolverine 

Mellow out what y'all bellow out ya yellow mouth 

What happened to the kinda spit that used to help a fellow out? 

No doubt, leave a rapper in a body cast 

And wonder what he was doing while we was in a karate class 

Snotty ass, it's really like he was a white-belt 

Right before he "night-night" ask him how the light felt 

I wouldn't take their tape if they gave it free 

Maybe it's me, baby it's V! 

Throw down the key, y'all know how shit be 

In the naked city, rappers is so giddy 

That's no ditty, Vaughn so witty 

The way he take no prisoners and show no pity 

It's how son became a big man from a black boy 

To name names, a really big fan of Dan Akroyd 

He feel they need to give him his own dance 

This his only chance to shoot the gift like a lone glance 

Or like a beef scene that leave the oo-ey smokin' 

Or between Hoktuo Shinken and Nanto Suichō Ken 

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