Teddy Picker Lyrics - Favourite Worst Nightmare - Arctic Monkeys

It's sped up to the point where they provoke 

The punchline before they have told the joke 

Can see a desperation to be seen 

Staring at the television screen 

It's sped up to the point where they provoke 

You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke 

Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist 

It wasn't in the top 100 list 

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder 

Don't be surprised when you get bent over 

They told ya, but you were dyin' for it 

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Saw it and she grabbed it 

And it wasn't what it seemed 

The kids all dream of making it 

Whatever that means 

Another variation on a theme 

A tangle on the television and the magazine 

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? 

D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? 

That says that "We are defenders 

Of any poseur or professional 

pretender around"' 

And when did your list replace the twist and turn 

And the fist replaced a kiss 

Don't concern us with your bollocks 

I don't want your prayer 

Save it for the morning after 

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder 

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Don't be surprised when you get bent over 

They told ya but you were gagging for it 

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker 

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? 

Already thick and you're gettin' thicker 

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker 

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? 

Already thick and you're gettin' thicker 

Presuming that all things are equal 

Who'd want to be men of the people 

When there's people like you?