The Night Before The Funeral Lyrics - Arab Strap

The night before the funeral, I got some 

I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum 

I took her clothes off and I played with her bits 

And she did the same but it took ages for me to come 

Too drunk and getting old 

It was a lovely show for a God I don't believe in 

I couldn't sing a single note at the service 

When they did "How Great Thou Art" all I could think of 

Was my old L.P of hymns by Elvis 

There's no such thing as sin 

I said to Laura, "I hope I know you forever" 

"And when I'm going, I'm going the Viking way" 

"Lay me in a boat with my favorite things" 

"And set me on fire then send me on my way" 

"Kick me out to sea" 

There's no such thing as sin