Packs Of Three Lyrics - Arab Strap

It was the biggest ever cock youd ever seen 

But youve no idea where that cock has been 

You said you were careful you never were with me 

I heard you did it four times and Jonnies 

Come in packs of three 

She was the best shag Id ever had 

That doesnt mean Im saying, bed wise, you were bad 

I think you were working, we got a hotel 

We didnt have anything but I thought I might as well 

I never told the rest 

I was drunk and I told you 

I was thinking about a test 

You know I just said it for effect 

Then you laughed and said Id fuck 

Anything in a skirt once Im erect 

And shes a famous harlot in this town 

I know enough to, but still I couldnt turn her down 

He said Im an asshole, what was I thinking? 

Its far too easy to blame it on the drinking