The Ballad Of Mr. Bonkers Lyrics - Aquabats

Mr. Bonkers in the shade 

Under a rock he starts his day 

Not moving much with 

Not too much to say 

Mr. Bonkers leads a simple life 

No motor car no house no wife 

It's cold, he thinks 

As he washes up in the sink 

While the spiders go bananas 

He slips into his new pajamas 

And waits to be king 

Mr. Bonkers the silent one, 

Thinks of times when he was young 

He could run so fast 

He could win the prize 

He tried and tried 

To dial correctly, 

But the President's number's 

Not listed in the directory... 

Directory.... 

Directory...... 

Look inside the door 

You'll never hear him snore 

Not a lot to do 

But sit and stare at you 

Something you should know 

Before you say "Hello" 

Motionless like lead 

He sits, he must be dead! 

But wait! He's's alive. 

He's alive! He's alive! 

Chomping on the bits 

Of crickets in his mitts 

In the dark he's lost 

Oh my gosh it's lost! 

In black light he's great 

His legs, they number eight 

He must have got his paws 

From his Grandpapa 

Holding, Crushing bait 

Under pincers weight 

But the one thing unforgetable, 

Don't forget the mandible. . . 

No probascis here! 

It's Mr. Bonkers' year! 

He's sick sick sick 

With the bicycle kick 

You can't see his eyes or ears 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Can you see him tonight?! 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Under the hot rock light! 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Can you see him tonight?! 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Woah yeah, yeah 

Under the hot rock light! 

Woah yeah yeah 

Woah yeah yeah 

Woah yeah yeah 

Woah yeah yeah 

Woah yeah yeah 

Woah yeah yeah