Radiation Song Lyrics - Aquabats

The radiation in the ground 

Makes a lovely bubbly sound 

The men in suits 

Who don't eat fruit 

Can't comprehend 

The one-legged newt 

That was caused from disaster 

At reactor's core 

A meltdown expected 

To start a war 

Now I bought myself 

A lead ascot 

It looks good but 

I'm startin' to rot 

Hey you 

With that green glow in your hair 

I swear I see a tear 

In your radiation wear 

Somehow it's there 

Razorblade boomerangs 

And iron hands 

Crossbows and hockey pads 

Are in demand 

Toxic waste 

In synthetic place 

Can add an eyeball 

To your face 

Hey you 

With that green glow in your hair 

I swear I see a tear 

In your radiation wear 

Somehow it's there 

Hey me 

You know your gums 

Are starting to bleed 

I've got some shrink-to-fit 

Mutated genes 

And some bleak posterity 

If they end up like me 

I am Humongous.. 

Everybody knows I own the wasteland 

And now may I introduce to you 

Benji The Tap-dancing Mutant boy 

"Hi I'm Benji 

I'm a tap-dancing mutant 

I wasn't always like this 

I was born a normal boy 

But now I live in this world of joy!" 

It's Benji from Peoria 

Don't drink the water 

I implore ya 

But his mom and dad 

They were exposed 

And that's how the neutrons grow 

Hey you 

With that green glow in your hair 

I swear I see a tear 

In your radiation wear 

Somehow it's there 

Hey me 

You know your gums 

Are starting to bleed 

I've got some shrink-to-fit 

Mutated genes 

And some bleak posterity 

If they end up like me 

Just walk away... 

Just walk away... 

There's been too much violence... 

Just walk away...