Plump Lyrics - Apologetix

Plump man on a throne with a body large, 

Totally controlling Israel from afar. 

From Moab he had come upon us. 

He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonald's. 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

He's been widespread. 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

Politely said. 

Plump King Eglon made life a pain, 

So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign. 

God sent Ehud to save the land. 

In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan. 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

A king-sized bed. 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

He might regret. 

Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king, 

I've got a word of God. 

He pulled a sword out from underneath. 

Plump got the point; 

It went very deep. 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

He's been quiet. 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

He's plump, 

He might be dead. 

Is Eglon out of our hair? 

I think so. 

Is Eglon out of his chair? 

I think so. 

Was Eglon caught unprepared? 

I think so. 

Where's Eglon? 

Down over there. 

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