Monkey Scheme Lyrics - Apologetix

Here they come, talkin' down on me 

I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believe 

They say we were monkeys 

They think they're saying something profound 

But where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies found 

They built a man from a hog's tooth-They called a lie the truth 

And any time they get busted- They sell you something new 

They say we were monkeys 

I think that they've been monkeyin' around 

Cause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round 

They're just tryin' to defend it- they got a lot to re-explain 

Where they've done excavation, they keep uncoverin' mistakes 

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Any time or any where- just look over the boulders 

you'll see that man's been there 

They say we were monkeys 

I think their heads are stuck in the ground 

Cause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down 

(spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a gibbon 

Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and 

the Pitdown Man was a low down sham 

They built that man form an orangutang 

Ramapithics wasn't complete he's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth 

additional skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative- only an ape 

Australapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just vague and confusing 

the wonderful knee bone they're proud to possess 

was 200 feet deeper- a mile from the rest 

Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient 

in Vitamin D of it might've been rickets 

but he had religion and musical instruments 

fire and tools and from you he's no different 

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(sang:) They say we were monkeys 

But people came from dust in the ground 

But they're too busy thinkin' to look into what we've found 

They're just kinda pretending, but I know why they seem afraid 

If we come from creation, you need God's son to be saved 

They say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found 

Still you'd better get ready- They'll make it up anyhow