Downer Of A Sister Lyrics - Apologetix

Wake up, we probably should talk a little, Jacob 

Why? Because there's been a major shake up 

Light the lamp they keep on the table 

Yeah, you married me instead of Rachel 

You want me to 

Wear a veil and never put the shades up? 

You want me to 

Try to starve and find a way to shape up? 

You want me to 

Drive to Egypt get myself a facial? 

You want me to? 

Oh, I don't think you trust in my shelf-life as your new bride 

I tried but Rachel's the perfect size! 

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Wake up, Laban, you're in trouble this is Jacob 

Open the door or it'll break up 

Why'd you give me Leah 'stead of Rachel 

Yeah you know she ain't no Charlie's Angel 

(You wanted to) 

Even if she puts on lots of make-up 

(Put fun into) 

Leah's face could scare away your hiccups 

(My honeymoon) 

I've seen better faces on a bagel 

(I'll punish you) 

Why don't we discuss this nice? 

Downsize your foolish pride 

Why fight? I gave you the first in line 

And I threw in a concubine 

All right -- for Rachel just serve me twice 

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Father! Father! Father! Father! 

Father it's to intense; I can't stand to hear it 

Father you knew the plan -- Why did you give Jacob me? 

In disguise so secretly? Is there no escape for me? 

It's my heart you're breakin', please no! 

Brushed aside -- Now I'm just doin' time 

I cry while Jacob diversifies 

Can't lie -- she's such a cutie pie 

Why try -- when Rachel's the perfect bride