Bethlehemian Rhapsody Lyrics - Singles - Apologetix

Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy? 

'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality 

Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see: 

GOLIATH: 

I'm dressed for war boys, I need no infantry 

Because I'll meet the one you propose 

Israelites, pick my foe 

Anyway, I'll win, so it doesn't matter to me 

DAVID: 

Mama, there's still no man who can come against this threat 

You might figure now we're dead 

Mama, Goliath is testing us 

And know he's gonna know they're all afraid 

Mama, he's a mean and crazy guy 

He'll come back again this time tomorrow 

Daring us, Scaring us- cause he wants to meet in battle 

Hooray! My time has come 

Been a shepherd all my life-but I'm taking on this giant 

Goodbye, everybody â " but not for long 

God will lead me all the while I face this brute 

C'mon (David you're a whimp though) I'm not gonna die 

The One who wins my battle is Lord over all 

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GOLIATH: 

I see a little silly shepherd, not a man 

What are you trying to prove? You'll be chewed up and mangled! 

Send a boy to fight me? A very very tiny flea! 

DAVID: 

Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna die you big galoot! 

I'll kick your butt! 

I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me 

CROWD: 

He trusts the Lord but suffers from insanity 

Daring to fight 'gaist this monstrosity 

DAVID: 

Evil comes, evil goes- you will get deposed 

GOLIATH: 

I will not, no! I will not get deposed 

DAVID: 

Yes, you will (repeat) Your head will roll 

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GOLIATH: 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 

Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a! Let the eagles pick your bones 

Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me 

DAVID: 

So you think you can scorn me and spit on my tribe? 

So you think you're above me just based on your size? 

Oh, baby.... you ain't just duelin' David 

You'e gonna get it now- cause God'll win my battle here 

CROWD: 

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 

DAVID: 

Guys I'm really flattered-yet it wasn't me 

God wins every battle- God wins every battle for me 

VOICE: 

David will be king soon