Five Knuckle Shuffle Lyrics - Anvil

Hand to the gland and I don't care 

There ain't no secret I won't bare 

Hey! 

All I wanna do is beat my meat 

Shakin' steak, what a treat 

Stroke it, stroke it really hard 

I wanna watch it blow a yard 

Palm sister date what you got 

Wank your willie, hit the spot 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke 

Rattle my snake most every night 

I wanna woman to do it right 

Stroke it, stroke it just for fun 

Stroke it, stroke it till I cum 

All I wanna do is shake my stick 

Pullin' my pecker really does the trick 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

All I wanna do is give it a stroke 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke 

Nothin' to poke 

That's right! 

Don't you worry when you spank the chimp 

It don't mean that you're a wimp 

Stroke it, stroke it all night long 

Stroke it, stroke it ding my dong 

Palm sister date what you got 

Shine your shilaylly, don't get caught 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

All I wanna do is give it a stroke 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 

5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke