Piggy (the Lesson Of Life) Lyrics - Anti-nowhere League

Piggy went to London town to see what he could get 

His piggy hands were itching for a little piggy bet 

So he bought up all the houses and shops under the sun 

Then lived off all the money that he screwed off everyone 

Put money in your pocket, prove that you're the best 

And with money in your pocket you can fuck the fucking rest 

Piggy made a friend he found in little Granny Grunt 

He did everything sh wanted that ruthless little cunt 

So he stole her house before she died, in the ground she lay 

She didn't need the cash where she was going anyway 

His little piggy eyes were watching for all had turned to gold 

And if you didn't pay the Pig then you were left out in the cold 

But Piggy he got fatter and then ran out of luck 

Poor Piggy died of a heart attack and no-one gave a fuck