Shiksa Goddess Lyrics - Anna Kendrick

I'm breaking my mother's heart 

The longer I stand looking at you 

The more I hear it splinter and crack 

From ninety miles away 

I'm breaking my mother's heart 

The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking 

And crumbling to the ground 

And my grandfather's rolling 

Rolling in his grave 

If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter 

If you had a shaved head, that would be cool 

If you came from Spain or Japan 

Or the back of a van 

Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school 

I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! 

I'm finally breaking through!" 

I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! 

I've been waiting for someone like you" 

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I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss 

And the Handelman twins 

I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz 

And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein 

I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights 

With every Shapiro in Washington Heights 

But the minute I first met you 

I could barely catch my breath 

I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand 

Like and idiot, scared to death 

I've been wandering through the desert 

I've been beaten, I've been hit 

My people have suffered for thousands of years 

And I don't give a sh*t! 

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If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter 

If you once were in jail or you once were a man, 

If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other 

And your father was connected to the Gotti clan 

I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" 

It's tragic but it's true 

I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! 

I've been waiting for someone like..." 

You, breaking the circle 

You, taking the light 

You, you are the story 

I should write 

I have to write! 

If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter 

If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute 

If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection 

I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot 

I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service 

Just tell me what to do 

I say, "Hey hey hey hey! 

I've been waiting for someone 

I've been praying for someone 

I think that I could be in love with someone 

Like You"