Be Our Guest (remastered 2018) Lyrics - Angela Lansbury

Lumiere: Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride 

and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. 

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a 

chair as the dining room proudly presents - 

your dinner! 

Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Put our service to the test 

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie 

And we'll provide the rest 

Soup du jour 

Hot hors d'oeuvres 

Why, we only live to serve 

Try the grey stuff 

Chip: It's delicious 

Lumiere: Don't believe me? Ask the dishes 

They can sing, they can dance 

After all, Miss, this is France 

And a dinner here is never second best 

Go on, unfold your menu 

Take a glance and then you'll 

Be our guest 

Oui, our guest 

Be our guest! 

Lumiere and Chorus: Beef ragout 

Cheese souffle 

Pie and pudding "en flambe" 

Lumiere: We'll prepare and serve with flair 

A culinary cabaret! 

You're alone 

And you're scared 

But the banquet's all prepared 

No one's gloomy or complaining 

While the flatware's entertaining 

We tell jokes! I do tricks 

With my fellow candlesticks 

And it's all in perfect taste 

That you can bet 

Come on and lift your glass 

You've won your own free pass 

To be our guest 

Lumiere: If you're stressed 

It's fine dining we suggest 

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Lumiere: Life is so unnerving 

For a servant who's not serving 

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon 

Ah, those good old days when we were useful... 

Suddenly those good old days are gone 

Ten years we've been rusting 

Needing so much more than dusting 

Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills! 

Most days we just lay around the castle 

Flabby, fat and lazy 

You walked in and oops-a-daisy! 

Mrs Potts: It's a guest! It's a guest! 

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! 

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord 

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I've had the napkins freshly pressed 

With dessert, she'll want tea 

And my dear that's fine with me 

While the cups do their soft-shoein' 

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing 

I'll get warm, piping hot 

Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? 

Clean it up! We want the company impressed 

We've got a lot to do! 

Mrs Potts: Is it one lump or two? 

For you, our guest! 

She's our guest! 

Mrs Potts: She's our guest! 

She's our guest! 

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Our command is your request 

It's been years since we've had anybody here 

And we're obsessed 

With your meal, with your ease 

Yes, indeed, we aim to please 

While the candlelight's still glowing 

Let us help you, We'll keep going 

Course by course, one by one 

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" 

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest 

Tonight you'll prop your feet up 

But for now, let's eat up 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Please, be our guest! 

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