Souped up, jacked up, turn it up, feel the love
Trucker hat, western snap, Wrangler jeans, skoal ring
In a field, on a boat, on a farm, on a goat
Ride 'em, hide 'em, hometown, homegrown
This is my home, this is my town
Country, country, yes sir'ee
Back road, back wood, bonfire, I'm on fire
Firecracker, Fourth of July, white T-shirt, apple pie
Barefoot, Bigfoot, bushy beard, here comes the hook
Whoa, whoa
Yeehaw!
Whoa, whoa
Country
Turn it on, get it on, bring it on, Les Poissons,
Get 'er done, hotdog bun, Chevrolet, anti-gay
On the beach, up the holler, 'nother song, 'nother dollar
Cowboy, that's my name
Blue jeans, tight jeans, hole in my jeans, cutoff jeans
Jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans
Dashboard, dry humpin' Hank-thumpin' country bumpkin
Country boy, country girl, thank God I'm a country boy
Long-haired country boy, yeah I'm out here in the country
Woo, we're keeping it country
Chorus
Catfish!
There used to be a place downtown
Where they threw nutshells on the floor
But they cleaned up and went corporate
And now I don't go there no more
My mama bartended that place
When it was a dive and alive
But they sold it out to retire
And chase that American pie
Now we got no Hank and Johnny, no Waylon
Playin' no Dwight Yoakam on radio
Just a crazy load of these country posers
I suppose a couple of them are real but they'll never make it
So thank God for Sturgill Simpson
'Cause Music Row can fuckin' save it
But I'm fuckin' getting it, son
A hollow tick following troops through Tennessee
With a remedy, you should be gettin' some
Slumerican boss, a Shooter Jennings, a new beginning
A rude awakening for you who fake
And then use the industry wrong
Chorus
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