Listen here honey, I know ya mean well
But that southern drawl don't cover up the smell
Of your sweet little goody-goody spoiled rotten
Daddy's girl act
Your two-faced trash-talkin' tongue might as well be an axe
'Cause you cut down anything you don't understand
Anybody who interferes with your plans
Of ridin' that high horse on to victory
I know you ain't that blond so don't you play dumb with me
You'd knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You'd burn Cinderella's dress so you could feel
Like the hottest girl at the ball
You're a beauty mark
On the human race
And if you bless my heart, I'll slap your face
It's evolution honey, and in case you didn't know
The more you learn, the more you grow
When you're livin' in a bubble you can bet that
It's bound to burst
You're gonna pay for every time you didn't put the
Greater good first
You'd knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You'd burn Cinderella's dress so you could feel
Like the hottest girl at the ball
You're a beauty mark
On the human race
And if you bless my heart, I'll slap your face
Yo-de-ley, yo-de-ley
Judge not lest you be judged
Kindness and love are what pretty girls are made of
You'd knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You'd burn Cinderella's dress so you could feel
Like the hottest girl at the ball
You're a beauty mark
On the human race
And if you bless my heart, I'll slap your face
If you bless my heart, I'll slap your face