The Aerie (the Cheap Coney Fuckheap Slimey) Lyrics - Andrew Lloyd Webber

PHANTOM: I am sitting on the aerie (aerie) 

I like it on the aerie where I can sit in the feathery waste 

I have no taste (no taste) 

I AM A DISGRACE 

I AM ASHAMED 

I AM THIS PLACE 

I HAVE NO FACE 

CONEY ISLAND HO 1: You are the lord of the steaming shit pile! 

CONEY ISLAND HO 2: You are the emperor of the writhing mass of 

the plastic slum! 

PHANTOM: Yes that is correct 

I am the very piss staining the rancid walls 

I am the wandering hair on the floor 

I am HE 

THE ONE 

LORD OF ALL 

KING OF GLORY 

ALMIGHTY WALTZ-MAKING SHIT 

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(ALMIGHTY WALTZ-MAKING SHIT! SHIT!) 

CONEY ISLAND HO 1: Though you are a screaming, drug addicted, shrieking, wailing, writhing pimped mentalist- 

CONEY ISLAND HO 2: The drifting, gliding, superior bitch-woman RAN back to you!! YOU! 

(HIM! HIM!) 

PHANTOM: YES INDEEDY, PHANTOM-TUM-TUM-TIME 

TIME FOR FUN 

PHANTUMTUMTUMTUM-TUMMY-TIME 

[STARTS SCRAPING AT THE AERIE LIKE A DEMENTED OVERSIZED HAIRY CHICKEN THAT CAN'T EVEN SEE BEYOND ITS FRINGE] 

OH YEAH 

WE GONNA FUNKY SOUL FREAK OUT 

WHO'S BAD? 

[VERY STRAIGHT ENGLISH ACCENT] WHO IS BAD? WHO IS HE? WHO IS BAD? THE PHANTUM. 

THE PHANTUM. 

THE PHANTUM. 

PHANTOM: I AM THE ALMIGHTY KEEPER OF THE MUSIC 

MUSIC GROVELS LIKE A DISEASE-RIDDEN HALF-NAKED RODENT 

BEFORE MY GLORIOUS ALMIGHTY DECREPIT FACE THAT FALLS OFF WHENEVER I SEE CHRISTINE 

I WILL NEVER SAY NEVER 

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DIE 

LOVE NEVER DIES 

LOVE FOREVER 

ALL FOR ME 

MINE 

ME 

ALL FOR ME 

ITS ALL MINE 

PHANFUN 

[THE PHANTUM COLLAPSES, COMPLETELY AND ABSOLUTELY SEIZED BY A FIT] 

[THE CORNEY ISLAND HOS CIRCLE HIM, WALKING IN A VERY SLOW CIRCLE] 

[DEATHLY ORGAN MUSIC]