Stone The Crows Lyrics - Andrew Lloyd Webber

Pharaoh said 

Well, stone the crows 

This Joseph is a clever kid 

Who'd have thought that 14 cows 

Could mean the things 

He said, they did 

Joseph, you must help me further 

I have got a job for you 

You will help my through this crisis 

You shall be my number two 

Pharaoh told his guards 

To fetch a chisel from the local store 

Whereupon he ordered them 

To cut the chains that Joseph wore 

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Joseph got a royal pardon 

And a host of splendid things 

A chariot of gold, a float 

A medal, and some signet rings 

Joseph, Pharaoh's number two 

(Joseph, Pharaoh's number two) 

Joseph, Egypt looks to you 

(Joseph, Egypt looks to you) 

Joseph, Pharaoh's number two 

(Joseph, Pharaoh's number two) 

Joseph, Egypt looks to you 

(Joseph, Egypt looks to you) 

Joseph 

Seven summers on the trot 

Went perfect just as Joseph said 

Joseph saw that food was gathered 

Ready for the years ahead 

Seven years of famine followed 

Egypt did not mind a bit 

The recorded rationing 

In history was a hit 

Joseph, how can we ever say 

All that we want to, about you? 

We're so glad that you came our way 

We would have perished without you 

Joseph, we are the perfect team 

Old buddies that's you and me 

I was wise to have chosen you 

You would be wise to agree 

Joseph, how can we ever say 

All that we want to, about you? 

We're so glad that you came our way 

We would have perished without you 

We were in a jam 

Would have baffled Abraham 

But now we're a partnership 

It's just a piece of cake 

Greatest man since Noah 

Only goes to show ya 

Anyone from anywhere can make it 

If they get a lucky break 

This could be a happy ending 

Perfect place to stop the show 

Joseph after all has got 

About as far as he could go 

But I'm sure that Jacob 

And his other sons have crossed your mind 

How the famine hit the family 

Joseph left behind