Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh Lyrics - The Phantom Of The Opera - Andrew Lloyd Webber

Gentlemen, if you would care to take your seats? 

I shall be sitting in Box Five 

Do you really think that's wise, monsieur? 

My dear Andre, there would apeear to be no seats available, other than Box Five... 

Serafimo - away with this pretence! 

You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence! 

Poor fool, he makes me laugh! Haha, Haha! etc 

Time I tried to get a better better half! 

Poor fool, he doesn't know! Hoho, Hoho! etc 

If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go! 

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Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty? 

It's him... I know it... it's him... 

Your part is silent, little toad! 

A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad... 

Serafimo, away with this pretence! 

You cannot speak, but kiss me in my croak! 

Poor fool, he makes me laugh - Hahahahaha! 

Croak, croak, croak 

Croak, croak, croak, etc 

Behold! She is singing to bring down the chandelier! 

Ladies and gentlemen 

The performance will continue in ten minutes' time... 

When the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss Christine Daae 

In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen 

We shall be giving you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera 

Maestro - the ballet - now!