Mr Mistoffelees Lyrics - Andrew Lloyd Webber

You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! 

The origional Conjuring cat 

The greatest magicians have something to learn 

From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn 

And we all say 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

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He is quiet, and small he is black 

From his ears to the tip of his tail 

He can creep through the tiniest crack 

He can walk on the narrowest rail 

He can pick any card from a pack 

He is equally cunning with dice 

He is always decieving you into believing 

That he's only hunting for mice 

He can play any trick with a cork 

Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste 

If you look for a knife or a fork 

And you think it merely misplaced 

You have seen it one moment and then it is gone 

You'll find it next week lying out on the lawn! 

And we all say 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

His manner is vague and aloof 

You would think there is nobody shyer 

But his voice has been heard on the roof 

When he was curled up by the fire 

And he sometimes been heard by the fire 

When he was about on the roof 

At least they all heard that somebody purred 

Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers 

And I've known the family to call him in from the garden for hours 

When he was asleep in the hall 

And not long ago this phenominal cat 

Produced seven kittens right out of a hat 

And we all say 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Oh! Well I never was there ever 

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Marvelous, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees 

PRESTO!