Fat Aunt Bette Lyrics - Andrea Perry

Fat Aunt Bette with her hair in a net 

She's baking pies as her curls set 

And Uncle Mac with his plumber's crack 

Is bending over his santa's sack 

Putting presents in 

Cousin Randy with his scissors handy 

And a tape dispenser and a mouthful of candy 

He's fighting over something with his sister Liz 

She says it's hers, he says it's his 

Fa la la la la 

Shadow of blue on the white snow 

Sky of charcoal gray 

The icicles flash and the fires glow 

It's almost Christmas day 

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Fat Aunt Bette dripping beads of sweat 

Bakes another pie, and she's not done yet 

And Uncle Mac with his terrible back 

Is sitting in his study popping bubble pack 

Grandma Timms is humming hymns 

Forgetting the words as her memory dims 

And then she calls to grandpa, "Darling, Dear?" 

But he doesn't answer 'cause he doesn't hear 

Though she is speaking up 

Mistletoe on a moonbeam 

Houses draped in lights 

Santa will come as the children dream 

It's Christmas Eve tonight 

Little plastic angels and elves 

Sit upon the counters and shelves 

Of Uncle Mac and Fat Aunt Bette 

As night thickens over the house 

They listen to some holiday Strauss 

And then at last they say goodnight 

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Shadow of blue on the white snow 

Sky of charcoal gray 

The icicles flash and the fires glow 

It's almost Christmas day 

It's almost Christmas day 

It's almost Christmas day 

It's almost Christmas day