It Happens To Be A Wednesday Lyrics - Singles - Amos & Britt

Caught in the middle, in the middle of time and space, 

It's quite a riddle, it leaves me confused. 

And I'd like to get away, but I can't go too far away, 

Little birds are laughing, but I'm not amused... 

Because it happens to be a Wednesday, 

I can't take off and sail away, 

Just like I would on a Thursday or Friday. 

Because it happens to be a Wednesday, 

I can't jump up and fly away, 

Just like would on a Saturday or Sunday, per se. 

I feel the magic of another day 

As it comes approaching and pushing through the air. 

And if I had a dollar for every time I've felt this way, 

Why, I'd be the world's most eccentric billionaire! 

Because it happens to be a Wednesday, 

I can't surmise on a destiny, 

Just like I might on a Monday or Tuesday, you see. 

Because it happens to be a Wednesday, 

I can't just up and go away, 

Just like I'd do on another day, so much dismay for me. 

I wish an alien somewhere from outer space 

Would come down to earth and take me away....