Bully Jones Lyrics - Allison Moorer

When my liquor cabinet is empty 

And the local package store is closed 

I am paid a visit by an enemy 

And the s.o.b. goes by bully jones 

He loves showing up out of nowhere 

And getting under my skin 

The sad thing is he's going to stay there 

If I don't score again 

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Someday I'm gonna beat him 

He'll kill me if I don't 

But until I can defeat him 

I'll keep on getting stoned 

Bully jones bully jones bully jones 

Big bad dude sure ain't very pretty 

His ugly is awfully hard to take 

He looks just like a cold turkey 

With a real bad case of the shakes 

He don't pick on men his own size 

He knows he can't win with those 

He likes us pale and sick guys 

Who are only skin and bones 

Bully jones bully jones bully jones 

Someday I'm gonna beat him 

He'll kill me if I don't 

But until I can defeat him 

I'll keep on getting stoned 

Bully jones bully jones bully jones 

I got some good friends who tie off 

And some who tie one on 

And just like me they have all lost 

The fight with bully jones 

Bully jones bully jones bully jones 

Someday I'm gonna beat him 

He'll kill me if I don't 

But until I can defeat him 

I'll keep on getting stoned 

Bully jones bully jones bully jones