Hetero Lyrics - Pummel - All

What a fucked up world 

Or is it my fucked up head? 

The only way you are cool is 

If you're gay or dead 

Straight, normal, hetero guy 

Normal, hetero, straight guy 

I never get any chicks 

But it's better than a gun 

Or a dick in the mouth 

Is there any place to be 

For a normal straight guy like me? 

Straight, normal, hetero guy 

Normal, hetero, straight guy 

Maybe I should pierce my butt 

Or get a few tattoos 

Maybe I should wear a dress 

Or be a homo like you 

Straight, normal, hetero guy 

Normal, hetero, straight guy 

Yeah, that's right I'm a straight 

Normal, girl fuckin', coffee drinkin' 

Titty suckin', cigarette smokin', seal killin' 

Red neck ass bastard from hell