Private Eye Lyrics - From Here To Infirmary - Alkaline Trio

I dragged this lake looking for corpses 

Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards 

Pieces of planes and black box recorders 

Don't lie, don't lie 

And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses 

That sense DNA on barbed wire fences 

Maybe someday, I'll find me a suspect 

That has no alibi 

New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven 

I watched flies fuck on channel 11 

There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink 

Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink 

And there's no ring, there's no ring, on the phone anymore 

There's no reason to call, I'm passed out on the floor 

Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry 

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But at the right place at the right time 

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine 

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit 

For anyone but me 

At the right place at the right time 

It'll be worth it to stand in line 

And you won't have to stop saying I love cops 

For anyone but me, your private eye 

I dragged this lake looking for corpses 

Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards 

Pieces of planes and black box recorders 

Don't lie, don't lie 

And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses 

That sense DNA on barbed wire fences 

Maybe someday, I'll find me a suspect 

That has no alibi 

Photos 

At the right place at the right time 

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine 

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit 

For anyone but me 

At the right place at the right time 

It will have been worth it to stand in line 

And you won't have to stop saying I love cops 

For anyone but me, your private eye 

Your private eye 

At the right place at the right time 

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine 

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit 

For anyone but me 

At the right place at the right time 

It will have been worth it to stand in line 

And you won't have to stop saying I love cops 

For anyone but me, your private eye