Stuff The Turkey Lyrics - Classic Albums, Vol. 2 - Alien Sex Fiend

Stuff the turkey 

That's bootiful! 

Boo-boo-bootiful! 

Have you ever wondered 

Why Santa's cheeks are ruby red? 

He's not jolly 

He's off his head. 

Pull a cracker 

Pull up a chair 

Have some of this 

It will remove your hair. 

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Stuff the turkey 

It's no time to fast 

Enjoy this Christmas 

It might be your last. 

Let's make this Christmas 

One to remember 

Let's stay drunk 

From January till December. 

I'll stuff your stockings 

With passion fruit 

Loosen your tie 

Get outta that suit. 

Stuff the turkey 

It's no time to fast 

Enjoy this Christmas 

It might be your last. 

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(heavy bit) 

It only comes 

But once a year 

Stop drinking coffee 

And have a beer. 

Pull a cracker 

Pull up a chair 

No time to be sober 

Just one long bender! 

Stuff the turkey 

Stuff the turkey 

It's no time to fast 

Enjoy this Christmas 

It might be your last. 

Stuff the turkey 

Stuff the turkey 

Stuff the turkey 

Stuff the turkey 

Stuff the turkey 

Stuff the turkey