Sleep Lyrics - Singles - Alice Donut

How I love to sleep 

I was back in Mahomet, Illinois, 

A Mongoloid child played with 

Aa bright orange smurf ball 

Gurgling to himself contentedly 

Next to a tree. In the middle 

Of the street stood a small 

Repulsive chihuahua-like beast with 

Huge bulging lascivious eyes and sickly 

Liver spotted skin. It llifted its tail 

And I saw a strange puckered 

Cuntlike orafice with a tongue. 

The beast started whispering to me 

Beckoning to me. Mongo started jumping 

Up and down screaming. The neighbors 

Ran to their trailor homes and locked 

Their doors. I was possessed. 

I picked up the beast and 

Fucked it with uncontrolled lust. 

It turned its head and leered at 

Me as I pumped it again aand again. 

It started laughing. Suddenly a sharp 

striking pain shot deep into my bowels. 

I pulled out. The beast, still laughing 

Deposited a milky afterbirth substance 

Then ran into the woods. At the base of 

My penis, the beast's sphincter was 

Clamped down hard. I cut it off with a 

Boyscout knife. The neighbors stared 

>From their windows. "Look at me!" I screamed 

"I fuck your neighborhood pets!" 

I went home and hid inside my room. 

>From the window I saw a police car next 

To the afterbirth in the street. A fat redneck 

Cop waddled out of the squad car bent over 

Picked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it and 

Said, "Yep it's been fucked get out an A.P.B. 

Immediately!" I locked the doors. My belly hurt 

more and more. My cock turned grey and liverspotted 

Like the beast. I squeezed the head and a parasitic 

Blood worm oozed out. I grabbed the worm 

And pulled it out slowly. Layers of skin from 

My belly to my upper thighs dissolved as I 

Pulled the worm. Like an onion, layer 

After layer of epidermis melted off my body with 

Each tug of the worm. I woke up. 

I was pissing straight up into the air through 

The semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner. 

It splashed against my stomach and thighs. 

God I love to sleep. 

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