Green Pea Soup (2'32) Lyrics - Alice Donut

If Linda Blair was my Lolita, her head would spin. 

She would levitate, vomit green, 

beat a priest - what a teen! 

Dick Clark would grin. 

And foul things'd spurt without discretion 

from her tiny mouth. 

She'd say: Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY! 

Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too, 

she doesn't like it when I tell her to. 

I don't know what's come over me. 

I'm not myself today, 

Linda's all the rage - 

the Devil's underage. 

Get that cross right out of there girl, 

you don't know where it's been. 

You're 13, underage, into bondage. 

It's just a phase. 

You're too young to sin, 

speak in tongues backwards in Latin. 

Let me hear you say: 

Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY! 

Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug, 

she's gonna get all my gnarly love. 

I don't know what's come over me. 

I'm not myself today, 

Linda's all the rage - 

the Devil's underage. 

The power of Christ compels you.