Vincent Price Monologue Lyrics - Alice Cooper

Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display, 

little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have 

arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection. 

This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, 

unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa 

raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of 

the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black 

Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is 

fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. 

You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say 

that it attacks the central nervous system causing 

intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in 

breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions 

and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the 

most about her is her inborn need to dominate, 

possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation 

of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the 

species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is 

delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity 

- unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a 

slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled 

this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long 

enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black 

Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor! 

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