The Congregation Lyrics - Welcome 2 My Nightmare - Alice Cooper

Now you're here, so have no fear 

I'm just your friendly guide 

So come along 'cause you belong 

You joined us when you died 

From your birth until your final breath, 

I'm proud to say you finally 

Entertained yourself to death 

Welcome to the congregation 

(Hey, hey) 

I hope we meet your expectation 

(Hey, ho) 

A little tiny pinch of deviation 

We understand what you had planned 

Goes by another name 

Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, 

Well, isn't that a shame? 

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Your application sadly was denied 

But let's be clear, we love you here 

You're on the other side 

Welcome to the congregation 

(Hey, hey) 

I hope we meet your expectation 

(Hey, ho) 

We promise it won't stain your reputation 

Ah, if you can see over here, 

The Broken Glass Chamber of 

The boys from Wall Street 

Let's hear it for the boys 

And here in the eternal mariachi room 

Above the eve marked "Priest" and "Telemarketers" 

To the fiery pit of boiling death 

The lawyers, pimps and mimes 

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Welcome to the congregation 

(Hey, ho) 

Welcome to the congregation 

(Hey, ho) 

Welcome to the congregation 

(Hey, ho) 

I hope we meet your expectation 

(Hey, ho) 

So thanks for dropping by here 

We're really gonna try here 

But in the end, you know you're gonna fry... 

Fry, fry here 

(Hey, ho, hey) 

Uh, excuse me, sir, 

Is there a bathroom here?