Fantasy Man Lyrics - Dragontown - Alice Cooper

I don't drink tea or white chablis 

I sit around and watch tv 

Don't send flowers or take showers 

But I'll be there to pull your weeds 

Oh yeah 

I don't read books, I don't french cook 

Or stroll around in galleries 

I hate opera, I hate Oprah 

Don't fill my head with poetry 

You just want to squeeze my masculinity 

Why can't you leave it alone 

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change 

Hey, hey don't you love it this way 

Hey, hey I am what I am 

So please understand, I'm not you fantasy man 

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I don't do dishes and I'm suspicious 

Of any grown-up man who does 

I'm homophobic, don't do aerobics 

Just lay around and catch a buzz 

You just want to squeeze my masculinity 

Why can't you leave it alone 

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change 

Hey, hey don't you love it this way 

Hey, hey I am what I am 

So please understand 

I'm not you fantasy man 

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change 

Hey, hey don't you love me this way 

Hey, hey I am what I am 

So please understand 

I'm not your fantasy man 

Hey 

Hey hey 

Hey 

Hey hey 

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You just want to squeeze my masculinity 

Why can't you leave it alone 

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change 

Hey, hey don't you love me this way 

Hey, hey I am what I am 

So please understand 

I'm not you fantasy man 

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change 

Hey, hey don't you love me this way 

Hey, hey I am what I am 

So please understand 

I'm not you fantasy man