Master Charge Lyrics - Ice Pickin' - Albert Collins

My wife has a charge card 

That I got her the other day, 

I owe five hundred dollars 

That's just for yesterday. 

I said, 

"Honey, here's a present go out and shop around. 

Get a couple of dresses and browse around 

Downtown." 

She did just what I told her, 

Bought one, two or three 

Then came home looking silly 

Making goo-goo eyes at me. 

[Chorus: x3] 

Master Charge 

Master Charge 

A Bank of America Card 

I said, "Did you get your dresses?" 

She said, "Yes, one or two, 

But I had to get me some shoes and I needed 

Some jewelry too." 

She had $200 dresses 

That I could have made and I can't sowe! 

Fifty Dollars pair of shoes 

And I thought you so and so. 

I said, "What about the jewelry?" 

As calmly as I could. 

She said, "Honey, you'll love them. They're pure African wood." 

[Chorus: x3] 

Let's charge it! 

Let's charge it! 

She said, "They were $200 and I paid 

One and a half!" 

I just didn't believe it, 

I was so mad I had to laugh. 

I could see it in my mind 

On a horse like Paul Revere 

I check my mail box 

'Cause these bills keep coming here. 

[Chorus: x3] 

Charge it! 

Let's charge it! 

Let's charge it!