Way Down Yonder On The Chattahoochie Lyrics - Alan Jackson

1. Yeah, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee 

Yeah Brittney Spears is a little hoochie 

It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie 

She dresses like a twenty dollar downtown floozie 

We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt 

I wonder if her momma knows she wears them clothes 

We got a little crazy but we never got caught 

She's gonna be a big sensation I suppose 

2. Down by the river on a Friday night 

She popped right out of the Disney machine 

Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight 

She started out so innocent and squeaky clean 

Talkin' 'bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women 

But then she got a record deal and things got kinda nutty 

Never had a plan, just a livin' for the minute 

She stopped being a mousekateer and started actin' slutty. 

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3. Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee 

Yeah she wants to be real famous, maybe just like Elvis 

Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me 

She shakes her plastic titties and she grinds her pelvis 

But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was 

She' gonna do whatever just to be a star 

A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love 

I think that girl has gone a little bit too far. 

4. Well we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy 

A lotta boys are thinkin' that she looks fantastic 

I was willin' but she wasn't ready 

She's like a big ol' Barbie doll that's made of plastic 

So I settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone 

She's got them pretty eyes that kinda tease and twinkle 

I dropped her off early but I didn't go home 

She's gonna be forgotten when she gets her first wrinkle. 

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2. Down by the river on a Friday night 

Prancin' all around up there on the stage 

Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight 

The teeny-boppers think that she's the latest rage 

Talkin' 'bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women 

A while ago she prob'ly had a nice persona 

Never had a plan, just a livin' for the minute 

But now she's up there plantin' frenchie-kisses on Madonna. 

3. Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahochee 

Yeah hoochie and her hubby have been makin' lovin' 

Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me 

She's got a little Britney cookin' in the oven 

But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was 

But she'll learn pretty soon how to raise a kid 

A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love 

I hope she does it better than her momma did. 

1. Yeah, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee 

Yeah Brittney Spears is a little hoochie 

It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie 

She dresses like a twenty dollar downtown floozie 

We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt 

So even though she's got about a jillion fans 

We got a little crazy but we never got caught 

You can bet that little hoochie understands 

4. Well we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy 

Any fool can sound good with enough distraction 

I was willin' but she wasn't ready 

Lights and backup singers and a lot of action 

So I settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone 

But if she had to sing a solo on her own 

I dropped her off early but I didn't go home 

The audience would tell her just to go on home 

3. Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahochee 

Yeah, Brittney Spears is a little hoochie 

Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me 

Go on and watch her video if she's your type 

But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was 

But take a good look and you'll find it's true she's 

A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love 

A little 'bout talent and a lot about hype 

A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love 

Yeah, a little 'bout talent, 

And a lot about hype..