Jim And Jack And Hank Lyrics - Angels And Alcohol - Alan Jackson

Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming 

Rather clear what's taking place. 

You were holding on to Louie 

He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break 

Well then you picked up Chloe. 

She knew y'all were going 

She started barking like a tank. 

I was shocked and I was joking, 

But I would not be longing. 

Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank 

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Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis 

Take what's left there in the bank 

Take your flat iron and your curlers 

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked 

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies 

To me you're just a total blank, 

go on and leave me baby 

I don't need you, I got 

Jim and Jack and Hank 

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching 

That little dog right in your lap 

I have become a little sad and I called up my old dad 

He said son you just woke me from my nap 

I told him you had left me. 

He said now son don't you hate me 

You know exactly what I think. 

You know you're better off 

You can fish and you can golf. 

You still got Jim and Jack and Hank 

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Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis 

Take what's left there in the bank 

Take your flat iron and your curlers 

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked 

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies 

To me you're just a total blank, 

go on and leave me baby 

I don't need you, I got 

Jim and Jack and Hank 

That's right 

So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn't crank 

I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank 

Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis 

Take what's left there in the bank 

Take your flat iron and your curlers 

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked 

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies 

To me you're just a total blank, 

go on and leave me baby 

I don't need you, I got 

Jim and Jack and Hank 

Yeh now go on and leave me baby 

I don't need you 

I got Jim and Jack and Hank 

That's right, you go ahead, I'll be a okay 

Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan 

Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merell, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash 

How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it's sun shining, 

George Strait an old friend 

Can't forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends 

I'm gonna clean out the whole closet, baby 

All yeah... Goodbye