If Were Like Tv To God Lyrics - Singles - Alan G.

I think that God's sittin' 

On a big cloud in Heaven 

Wondrin' what's happ'ning below 

So He plugs in a big screen 

That's just like a TV 

And clicks on His heavenly remote 

He sees all the people 

In crystal-clear detail 

All of them crazy or odd 

Do you think He would laugh 

Would He cry or get mad 

If we were like TV to God 

What if we all are 

Just like big TV stars 

On a fancy reality show 

Would God have the stomach 

To look and not get sick 

Oh the scandals He'd know 

For some He would gotta 

Shield His eyes to watch 'em 

And some He could not watch at all 

And He'd Tivo some guys 

To fast-forward their lives 

When the dull boring parts would come on 

How would you act if someone were watching? 

Would you be bad more than not 

Would you live the same 

Be all shameless or lame 

If we were like TV to God? 

Some people are sitcoms 

That He likes to turn on 

When He is in need of a smile 

And some people's mommas 

Are just like the dramas 

Emotions all crazy and wild 

And some are like cop shows 

All action and gusto 

Others are news shows - so grim 

And some are like reruns 

In a rut since they were young 

If we were like TV to Him 

How would you act if someone were watching? 

If everyone knew what you got 

Would you still be bad 

Do the things that you had 

If we were like TV to God 

Sometimes I believe 

I have grown up to be 

The kind of show God finds too weird 

Does He understand 

I just like to be bad 

My picture ain't always too clear 

And I don't have those special effects 

Or big guest stars 

My ratings aren't all number one 

But it's early, you know 

Still can make a good show 

Soon as the commercials are done 

How would I act if someone were watching? 

Would I still be crazy a lot 

But I hope I could handle 

If He changed the channel 

If I were like TV to God 

So live like you dare 

Someone's watchin' upstairs 

We are like TV to God