To Hell With Spammers! Lyrics - Singles - Alan Babbitt

There's a story people tell 

of a special place in hell ... 

A place so horrific, it's .... 

just terrific for spammers 

Where they can toil among their own 

Reap what they have sown. 

With slimeballs, slackers, scoundrels, hackers, and scammers. 

Where they're forced to work 

at the speed of berserk 

While hearing the devils taunts. 

To their colleagues in hell, 

they're sentenced to sell 

Crap ... that nobody wants. 

Chorus 

To hell with spammers 

And to all of their buddies as well 

Let's tell the spammers 

No more talking - now It's time to yell 

We should put up a clamor 

throw 'em all in the slammer. 

And after that ... 

they can all go to hell 

Verse 2 

They'll steal your Passwords in a flash 

Your contacts and your cash 

Their selfish cheating has us all 

deleting and deleting ... And deleting 

And then some bastard sends 

A virus to all your friends 

It's a sad fact of living 

The gift that keeps giving And giving. 

Aww, It all makes me curse, 

but what's really the worst, 

gets me snippy, snarky and snorting. 

First my focus is blown 

By the sound of the phone 

Then I'm spammed by a damned recording. 

Chorus 

I say to hell with spammers 

Don't let 'em poison the well 

We gotta quell them spammers 

We gotta ring their closing bell 

We should put up a clamor 

throw 'em all in the slammer. 

And after that... 

they can all rot in hell