Dear Diary Lyrics - Vagina Diner - Akinyele

My vocals sound dynamic when placed on track 

Me wack? Your local mechanic couldn't even fix his mouth to say that 

I'll make a rapper change his occupation 

And have him selling hot dogs if he ain't saying nuthin' 

I wait for challengers to pick a day to beef 

I'm not a calendar 

I'll knock your ass to the middle of next week 

(Next week) 

Leaving you outdated, I'm R-rated 

Niggas on my dick was to fall off if I was to get castrated 

No need to explain 

I'm doper than heroin, so just take my name in vain 

You can't follow the AK's footmarks 

I'll throw your raps in a shoebox and let the bullshit walk 

I straighten up those who be slacking up 

In other words I'm not a film director so don't come over here acting up 

You know just who I am 

This ain't the damn Macho Man wrestling program 

Over here you get slammed on the premises 

Remember this, the name Akinyele it don't rhyme with Genesis 

I'm not the one to get played, this ain't the arcade 

Pull over here and you'll find your fingers in the yellow page 

You can't hang with the kid 

My lyrics are so bad they're only taught in school 600 

So all you rappers keep eyeing me 

But just admire me and write this shit in your diary 

Dear, dear diary 

(I kicked it, plain and simple) 

Write it in your book, kid 

Dear, dear diary 

(I kicked it, plain and simple) 

Put it on your pages 

Dear, dear diary 

(I kicked it, plain and simple) 

Write it in your book, kid 

Dear, dear diary, check it out 

Yo Rob Swift 

(Rob Swift gets business) 

Yo Rob Swift 

(Rob Swift gets business) 

Yo Rob Swift 

(Rob Swift gets business) 

Yo Rob Swift 

(Rob Swift gets business) 

All you got to do is just set it 

Better yet act like you want it and see if you don't get it 

I walk over rappers like doormats 

Save all that Nino Brown chat for all them other new jacks 

In your city, with your whole damn committee 

Your butt ass rhymes are all shitty 

So don't riff 'cause I'm in a class by myself 

Make like a ventriloquist, talk that shit someplace else 

Lyrics you pick are all simple 

And all like swift to come out your face like a dam pimple 

But just so you can't follow this 

My rhymes penetrate to the skin just like a dermatologist 

Best to head to the clinic 

'Cause Akinyele's style about to spread like an epidemic 

I don't talk past the speed limit, one style's a gimmick 

I won't change up because I'm not a schizophrenic 

Pushing a wooden box 

6 foot 6 is what you catch if you step to the AK 

I kill a rapper's better one sec 

If he ever play me like an accident and think he can catch wreck 

Shit 

(Shee) 

Once I combine ya, here's another reminder 

Niggas can get stomped down to China 

In other words get that ass kicked 

I'll send your wack baby ass raps right back to pediatrics 

Play the back before you get smacked 

Ask like a jumberjack, I come from the projects of Lefrack 

AK to the Nell, don't give a hell who you wanna tell 

Not an intercom but my name rings bells 

So all you rappers c'mon, if you want to start trying me 

But write this shit in your diary