Calling It Quits Lyrics - Bachelor No. 2 - Aimee Mann

He's a serious Mister 

Shake his hand and he'll twist your arm, 

With monopoly money 

We'll be buying the funny farm, 

So I'll do flips and get 

Paid in chips 

From a diamond as big as the Ritz, 

Then I'm calling it quits 

Calling it quits 

Eyes the color of candy 

Lies to cover the handicap, 

Though your slippers are ruby 

You'll be led to the booby trap, 

And there's no prize just a 

Smaller size 

So I'm wearing the shoe till it fits, 

Then I'm calling it quits 

Yes I'm calling it quits 

Yes I'm calling it quits 

Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds 

Calling it quits 

'Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines 

Calling it quits 

Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines 

Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines