Let's All Get Drunk Lyrics - Afroman

Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight 

Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight 

Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight 

Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Let's get dumb, drink some rum 

Make my teeth and gums feel real numb 

We'll be thinking 'bout surviving 

While we're drinking and we're driving 

Hope I don't wreck when my vision gets blurry 

Sober up looking at an all white jury 

Judge don't like no drunk like me 

Punk might give me strike number three 

'Cause when I'm drunk and when I'm high 

I don't give a damn 'bout a DUI 

Let's just get lit, dance like a nitwit 

Try to talk to the women that we can't get with 

Me and my staff make everybody laugh 

If the beer runs out, we can all go half 

It's Friday night got the perfect weather let's get drunk together 

Come on hoes 

Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight 

Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight 

Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight 

Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Check it out home boy 

Bacardi, colt, 45, let's party, we're still alive 

Tomorrow brings pain and sorrow, but tonight, we're all right 

So drink that beer 'til your belly can't hold it 

Tell the homeboys, we fittin' to get loaded 

Rollin' through the ante-dope valley out there 

Hope the cops don't smell that beer on my breath 

'Cause if the sheriff catch a whiff of that fifth 

It'll probly knock him stiff 

Don't look dumb if my breath on hum 

Stick your hand in you're pocket, please, pass some gum 

So the cops can't tell my breath smell 

We won't go to jail, we'll go to palm dale 

With the beautiful women and the beautiful weather 

We can both get drunk together yeah 

Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight 

Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight 

Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight 

Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Check it out home boy 

Baby, I beg your pardon, but your outfit's giving me a hard-on 

Maybe some way, maybe some how, you could dance with me 

Right here, right now 

Been lookin' at you all night long that DJ's playing my favorite song 

Everything is splendid, don't mean no harm 

Don't get offended when I pull your arm 

I ain't felt this good since I don't know when 

And I might not feel this good again 

It's Friday night, beautiful weather, let's get drunk together 

C'mon, y'all 

Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight 

Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight 

Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight 

Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight 

Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight 

Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight 

Let's go to the club tonight, find a girl that wanna make love tonight 

Yeah, yeah, yeah