Bacc 2 School Lyrics - Afroman

Man, my daddy told me 

Boy, when I was your age 

I had to walk 13 miles to school 

I said, "Oh, is that why you didn't graduate?" 

Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys 

Then we go back to school, yeah 

(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?) 

With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed 

You know, I been act a fool, yeah 

Mama 

(Mama) 

Go to the University of Smoking Marijuana 

(What?) 

All of my friends go to USC 

So I'm gonna tag along and hit the bong with them 

Walkin' through the masses, lookin' for my classes 

I can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and asses 

Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes 

Tryin' to impress these brand new hoes 

Laugh every time I have sex with a chick 

Baby, don't know, I'm an ex-convict 

Walkin' round the campus with my 'fro and dick 

Every twenty seconds, I'll be grabbin' my dick 

Full of alcohol at the football games 

Doin' more drugs than my nigga Rich James 

My GPA's droppin' at a very fast rate 

It would take a miracle for me to graduate 

Maybe I won't, maybe I will 

Stressed out, poppin' pills in my Coupe Deville 

Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys 

Then we go back to school, yeah 

(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?) 

With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed 

You know, I been act a fool, yeah 

How do I party? 

(Party) 

And still pass 

I hardly 

(Hardly) 

Ever go to class 

Got a golden eagle on my stolen Regal 

If you bought it from me, it's illegal 

'Cause I'm Afroman, the educated crip 

On a rock cocaine scholarship, cook that crack until it's done 

I use that for my Negro college fund 

Broke minorities, sellin' dope to those bitches in sororities 

She's drinkin' one too many 40's 

She took her clothes off, now we're havin' orgys 

Baby, I don't mean to act rude 

But you told me you would never fuck a black dude 

Colt 45 must have got you in the mood 

To eat a fat dick like sum soul food 

Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys 

Then we go back to school, yeah 

(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?) 

With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed 

You know, I been act a fool, yeah 

Hey fellas, can I get jiggy with it? Hey, check this shit out right here 

Hey homeboy, don't stress, I got the answers to the test 

My college professer smokes a lot of grass 

She's gonna make sure we pass 

That's how you pass trigonometry 

Sell dope to your teacher, use niggernometry 

On the microphone, there's not a rapper bomb as me 

And when the police pushin', nobody's calm as me 

Wait a minute, you know what's fucked up 

Black people in college act stuck up 

So self-conscious, and insecure 

You wanna speak back, but you really ain't sure 

Look at me, what do you see? 

You see the OG, you ashamed to be 

So fuck you, you pretty little rich fat boy 

You can suck my dick just like that boy 

Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys 

Then we go back to school, yeah 

(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?) 

With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed 

You know, I been act a fool, yeah 

I said, "Honey 

(Honey) 

You got some sexy looks 

You need money 

(Money) 

To buy your textbooks" 

Get it wet, and I can get it hard 

We can slide your vaginal credit card 

Computer girl, come to my house and be my tutor girl, 

Before we study, can we smoke a little Buddha, girl? 

Raise your shirt, lick the nipples on your hooters, girl 

Open up your legs, baby you're the girl 

Stick out your tongue and let me shoot it, girl 

You was playin' with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded 

Down your thoat, and fuckin' exploded 

Tell your prejudice dad and mom 

To email their comments to suck my dick.com 

Afro's the bomb, blowin' up like Vietnam 

Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys 

Then we go back to school, yeah 

(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?) 

With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed 

You know, I been act a fool, yeah 

Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys 

Then we go back to school, yeah 

(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?) 

With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed 

You know, I been act a fool, yeah