Homemade Mummy Lyrics - Skelethon - Aesop Rock

How to make a homemade mummy: 

Get a corpse, get gauze, get comfy 

Shampoo and disinfect dead fluffy 

For the hallowed excavation of his x-marked tummy 

Stem to stern, the butter cutter b-lines well 

Tongues butterfly the unzipped feline shell 

We'll be escorting vital organs of the precious kitten hearts 

Into the privacy of separate pickle jars 

Or mayonnaise or jelly pick a card 

Shit, pick a part and scissor 

Stomach, lung, intestine or liver 

In a world of sanitizers and preservatives forever 

Brain exterminated through the whiskers *kiss & blow* 

Ditched, I blank NY alone 

We usher in the salts that call the husk home 

Might embalm and stiffen and rid the fawn of all his liquids 

Slather it in beeswax, wrap it up in ribbons 

Limb by limb, by tail by ear by chin 

Within the hereafter I hereby win 

I hope you vow to meow another day and never 

Decompose, by the way before we seal these molds 

The shorten version goes... 

Take the brain out, keep the heart in 

Take the brain out, keep the heart in 

Paper plate rounds, peak your harvest 

Take the brain out... 

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Gadzooks, punk's dead, last good gut wrenched 

Antennae sam cook, black book pushead 

Cat skulls stacked to the black hole sunset 

Olive on a toothpick, Dagwood Bumstead 

Tagged-hoof hatchery, matter amass naturally 

Bad wolf, dash for the last rook castling 

Blue ox, red plaid bass pro flannel king 

Hasbro crown, sour apple Abba-Zabba teeth 

In poorly taken pictures antiquating on his mantlepiece 

Before we only spoke in letters cut from magazines 

Folk broke bear claws over gross coffee 

Not as milquestoast men, as los muertos walking 

Ergo the scarecrow in rare barley 

Squared-off harpy to armchair: say a prayer for me 

I feel that mystifying times have gotten ugly 

I also feel that you could learn a lot from a mummy 

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