Holy Smokes Lyrics - Aesop Rock

voice over: give him one of these pills if he has any pain 

a parable what is it? well its a little story with a lot of truth, and earthly sotry with a heavenly name he told them simply and sincerely 

in words every one could understand and learn the lesson he wanted to teach 

well they were selfish with the helmets on the little bus 

to break fluid which crippled up the get retarded nickle punks 

slowly copas wore as lowly robot to raise to be holy pope and one day rise to interigate the holy ghost (i knew it) 

holy smokes father black suit white collar 

kiddie porn dungeon guns and 3 fingers for your daughters cunt belly up 

andtique nazi pariphinelia 

cannot pay your bills wiht holy water and hail mary luck 

shut up fucker enjoy the alcatraz shower fun and mommys madam cliche generation X agnostic front 

not the nify faith since ninteen fify eight before the new new testament approved altar boy kissed then raped 

and take me to your leader as long as he dont manipulate toddler fever 

call me crazy but i bet that wasnt gods demanor 

sodomizing pink and (mee too)on long island was jesus and every weekend wed approve traditional love bringing of a middle pennsylvenia shit hole where elders movements stressed stellar theraputic bible cycles 

from church with the bait and tackle store next door and not much more, so the two moved to New York and raised babies based on what they saw 

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christmas morning smelled fresher then angle pussy but immaculate conception came second to playful goodies 

like lazer tag wasfar more spiritual then blood and body waifer bags and mangers stabs as long as santa ate the cookies 

when i was a saint i ate paitn with snakes a bullies 

said if only you memorized your prayers like your cool G's 

byt he time i was old enuf to know what religion was i was catholasism numb and truly diddnt give a FUCK 

94', oved out the crib and aint seen a steeple since 

once kenivil evil seeps and the christian leaders pitch to preists 

who lap slap with parental advisory warnigns 

ill be auditioning gods in my office on monday mornings 

uh oh and yet another ill slips downt the hatch hittin the kill switch 

i need a couple A's for Q's im not an asshole just a little confused 

voice over 

this story reminds us of the one jesus told about people who were kind and helpful to others 

he said that oneday the kind would say to these people would say come and inherit the kingdom prepared for you for when i was hungry you gave me food i was sick u visited me when i was in prision you visited me 

and the people asked lord when did we see you sick or hungry or in prison 

and he saqid in the least you ahve done unto you you have done unto me 

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jsut a litle bruise in the back of the pews 

actin amsued in the maskof the vatican blues 

for in the eyes of the organization iw as raised in 

ace is jsut another sinning brick in hells basement 

cubical clolors ajacent tot eh killers and rapists for what? 

drugs and fuckin thats part of growin up 

like cups for the dumn shits better then the school im nto an asshole im jsut a little confused 

just a lit fuse int he back of the pews waching a thousand flavors of the same god feud 

i figure ultimate peace is the common theme so its a no brainer peace whent he blood hits the screen 

i gota basic good and evil sensibility born 

good neighbor known that a halo woulda been over horns 

more science hen faith and more karma then bread and booze, im nto an asshole im sjut a little confused 

not and asshole im jsut a little confused 

not and asshole im jsut a little confused 

not and asshole im jsut a little confsued 

you know what to be completely honest aesop your a fucking asshole