Blood Sandwich Lyrics - The Impossible Kid - Aesop Rock

Yup 

Steps up to the plate 

Little brother, Little League 

'87 he was 8 

Rookie season for the skinny slugger 

Newly out of tee-ball 

Pit against a pitcher with a ripper you could eat off 

Church, and a grip of loons run to 3rd first 

Granny yelling "Go Cubs!", nose in her word search 

See MILFs like apes on a monolithic bleacher, and are advocating war and peace in lieu of sport and leisure 

"Hi Peggy" 

I was 10, chewing on a sweet tart 

Little brother, left-field, Queen's guard 

Mean arm, knees bent 

Two out, two on bags 

When I caught him staring down at something moving through the grass 

Hold up 

Tagged runner, and the whole cast rotate 

Not before he could identify the culprit 

Granny yelling, "Go Cubs!" 

Graham yelling, "Gopher!" 

New left-fielder give a fuck about a homer 

Got a homie, little rodent, head and shoulders out his hovel 

No baseball in the bubble 

Ruh-roh 

Parents thought it adorable 

The players followed suit 

Inning crawling to a close 

Head coach not amused 

Coach seeing red 

Coach on the diamond dragging 27 inches of aluminum behind him 

When he transverse third, the families turn nervous 

The following is a transcript of man vs vermin 

Here we go 

Man stands out by a hole 

Pest pops up to patrol 

Man plays live whack-a-mole 

In a scene that would try every child as adults 

Woah 

Pallbearer with a ball mitt 

Thrown over the fence 

Coach hit the bench 

Both teams lose 

"Good game. Good game" 

Granny yelling "Go Cubs!", Cubs ain't playing 

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My little brother is a funny dude 

A lot of funny shit happened to him 

My other brother pretty funny too 

Ain't seen him in a minute though 

Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers 

Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers 

Yup 

Not a part of the machine 

Big brother, big idea, 9-0, 16 

Neubaten tee, plaid flannel laden adolescent art kid 

Tony Hawk hair, Skinny Puppy denim 

And a record player vomiting Alien Sex Fiend 

Peel sessions in a Christian home for field testing 

It's real youth in the palm of your hand 

When your mom thinks Satan is involved in a band 

We were buried in the Village Voice 

Checking who was playing where 

Pulled his head up out the paper, pushing out a single tear 

Five words, like a beacon of light in the mist 

"Ministry live at the Ritz" 

It was Christ has risen to Chris 

Three loaves, two fish 

Miracle of mechanized loops on 2-inch 

Coming to a theater he would be there in the flesh 

Moms didn't say "No," but she didn't say "Yes" 

Copped tickets, ha the plot thickens 

Countdown to ultimate concert experience 

Moms still worrying 

"Why are they called Ministry? Are they a cult?" 

Maybe she could properly investigate 

Bought a mag with an Al Jourgensen interview 

Read a couple sentences, glanced at a pic or two or three 

That's all, no fair trial 

Simply, "You will not be going to the show and that's final!" 

What occurred next were the top of the lungs of a son who unjustly had lost what he loved 

In a moment that would transcend anger to high art 

Said, "This is something I am willing to die for!" 

Can you even imagine a death in the fam from industrial fandom? 

Anyway, no body count no concert and Chris kicked rocks in his mismatched Converse 

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My older brother is a funny dude 

A lot of funny shit happened to him 

We hadn't spoken in a couple moons 

I called him last night 

"How you doing?" 

Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers 

Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers 

Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers