None Of The Above Lyrics - Adrian Belew

(belew/fetters/nyswonger) 

Full color cover shot 

Self magazine 

Where the limos go 

People start to scream 

Shiny women on a yacht 

These are things I ain't got 

None of the above 

Top ten well dressed men 

Every hair in place 

Author, skier, millionaire 

Epitome of taste 

Always willing, always hot, 

All these things I am not 

None of the above 

I wish I was invisible, 

Intelligent or pretty 

But I'm none of the above