Patch Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

A wont a you a dance with me at the annual all star a banquet 

A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet 

Everyone in town will be lookin' their best, 

Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast. 

Its a kind of a night when your feet match 

When u feel nearly 5 foot 3! 

They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants 

Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!