Long Ago Lyrics - Adam Sandler

It all seemed so long ago 

Young and happy don't you know 

Down by the creek I would show 

Fireflies to that girl 

But that was back when he was nice 

Before my warm heart turned to ice 

My sister's wig once had lice 

But that was long ago 

The schoolyard's where we were 

The first time I kissed her 

He thought he got some tongue 

But it was only retainer 

Eleanore's bra is a trainer 

Well, over theres my family home 

And the woods we used to roam 

The only time I had sex was on the phone 

But that was long ago 

I carved our names upon that tree 

I loved him and he loved me 

My darling wife was once a he 

But that was long ago 

He'd always whisper in my ear 

But then I started drinkin' beer 

My jewels got licked by six frisky deer 

Now he's just a loner and a lier 

And my trailor's caught on fire, fire?