George Simmons Soon Will Be Gone Lyrics - Adam Sandler

How will you 

people live without me? 

Who will bring you joy 

when I'm gone? 

'Cause I'm one funny man 

I bring the comedy 

I am the one you go to, 

to get cheered up 

Put in my movies 

Escape, if you will 

To a land of loveliness 

He doesn't have patience 

He hates so many people 

He's mad when others do well 

He hates himself 

Fuck George Simmons 

He has a medium-sized penis 

He fucked so many girls 

And yet no one remembers 

When he's done fucking them 

The girl just 

lays there and says 

I should have fucked 

Jean-Claude Van Damme instead of you 

Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! 

George Simmons 

soon will be gone 

And he will not 

miss you people at all. 

Our relationship has 

always been strained. 

You always wanted too much 

from me, and I'm very mad at you. 

Leave me alone. 

Don't visit my grave, cocksuckers. 

Peace!