Davey's Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! 

He sip and skip me! 

What? 

He no pay for his four scorpion bowl 

Oh, boy 

I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday 

So I drink them all away 

That's me 

I don't decorate no trees 

And I won't eat no potato lakees 

But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze 

That's just who I am 

Well, I'll never spin a dreidel 

But I'll always throw an egg 

And I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs 

While you're singing your holiday tune 

I'm acting like the town Bafoon 

Whipping out my big white scary moon 

And blowing a beef your way 

I hate folks who think reindeer are cute 

To me they're just something to shoot 

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me 

Well I'm a snowmobile stealing 

No 'tis the season' feeling 

Kind of guy 

(Kind of guy) 

This time of year sucks 

So I take my numchucks 

And make sure every snowman dies 

Believing in Santa's all wrong 

And Chanukah's eight days too long 

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me 

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me